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Merry Christmas 2016 xmas funny quotes messages and saying
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Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. – Norman Wesley Brooks
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale
During this Christmas season, may you enjoy the message of hope, love, and peace on Earth. May all of these holiday blessings be yours to keep. Here’s to wishing you a Merry Christmas 2016.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm
This time of year brings festivities and family fun. It is a time for reminiscing and looking forward. Wishing you wonderful memories during this joyous season.
A friend like you is what makes Christmas special to me. Nothing makes me happier than sharing this season with you and I can’t wait for Christmas to get here.
Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas. - Melanie White
There is no greater gift at Christmas than to have everything you want before you open the gifts. – Unknown
Christmas is a season of great joy: a time for remembering the past and hoping for the future. May the glorious message of peace and love fill you with joy during this wonderful season.
I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their names. - Dan Zevin
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The amount of time and energy we spend putting up and taking down holiday decorations tells me our 'top of the food chain' claim is invalid. - Linda in Disguise @LindaInDisguise
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.- Melanie White
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -- Shirley Temple
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. T hey couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. ~ Anon
Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.- Melanie White
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Merry christmas 2016 funny quotes
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. - Bridger Winegar
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” -- Johnny Carson
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. ~ Emily Matthews
“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” – Mary Ellen Chase
This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.- Guy Endore Kaiser
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. - Winston Spear
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for twenty minutes. - Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. - Larry Wilde
“For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!” – Anne Bristow
It’s the holiday season. Let the overeating begin! - Melanie White
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -- George Carlin
“That's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.” -- Jerry Seinfeld
Funny merry christmas 2016 messages
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Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. ~ Emily Matthews
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
Santa wont be coming this year…He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.Have a Merry Christmas
Christmas is truly full of wonders.It makes all of my savings disappear!That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~ Kin Hubbard
Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas,If he sees you there he may not.So come here and have party with me.Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is the day for blessings and love So let us do not overload priest Celebrate the Christmas here with party Merry Christmas to you
I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.Have two drinks and look Merry Christmas
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!
I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning, Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!
Funny Merry Christmas 2016 Saying
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Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don‘t confuse it as you did last year.
If you get underwear for Christmas, that means you stopped believing in Santa.
Only an accountant understands the real meaning of Christmas.
Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don‘t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
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