Merry Christmas 2016 xmas funny sms messages

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Merry Christmas 2016 xmas funny sms messages

Merry Christmas 2016 funny messages

Here is the awesome Merry Christmas 2016 funny messages

This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

Man will live for ever Because of Christmas(Because of Christmas Day drinking)Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is truly full of wonders.It makes all of my savings disappear!That is the Christmas magic.Wishing You Merry Christmas

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~ Burton Hillis

Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. ~ Emily Matthews

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Santa wont be coming this year…He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.Have a Merry Christmas

Christmas is truly full of wonders.It makes all of my savings disappear!That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~ Kin Hubbard

Please allow Jesus to Come andBless people in Church on Christmas,If he sees you there he may not.So come here and have party with me.Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is the day for blessings and love So let us do not overload priest Celebrate the Christmas here with party Merry Christmas to you

I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.Have two drinks and look Merry Christmas

I wish you could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holiday

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning, Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” ~ Lenore Hershey

In this X-mas,In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!

Santa Claus has the right idea.Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas.

"Sorry kids, Santa died. But the good news is now you can listen to Santana songs instead of Santa songs at Christmas time."

People r worried about wot they eat between Xmas and New Year, but they should really be worried about wot they eat between New Year and Xmas

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things… a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.

Dear Santa this year please give me A big fat bank account and a slim body And this year don’t mix the two up.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes!Have a Wonderful Christmas!

When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!When you’re down, I wish you Joy!When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!Have a Happy New Year!

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Anon

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words. ~ Harlan Miller

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home. ~ Carol Nelson

Dear Santa, What do I want for Christmas this year? Your list of all the nice guys.

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green.So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas.Thank you!

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,But I really would love a new credit card as well!

A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves;They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.Merry Christmas.

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!

I know your family is dysfunctional.Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit So let us drink the spirit to feel love Merry Christmas to You

Why is Santa Claus always so jolly? Bcoz he knows where the naughty girls live!

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