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funny merry xmas quotes merry christmas wishes greetings cards and saying :- Christmas or xmas is just near to our door steps so everyone is looking a way to impress near and dears. here we shared some best collected merry christmas funny quotes that you can send as a greetings as well. it is a best way to send funny wishes to your near, dear and love once so that they remember all the time because it make smile on your friends and family faces. in current scenario almost everyone sending funny quotes and greetings cards on whatsapp and facebook you can also send gif animated greetings card wishes messages for whatsapp. 

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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Season’s Greetings! Be sure to take some time out of your busy life to enjoy the magic of the holidays this season.

Fill your heart with Xmas songs, candies, cakes & soak in the beautiful snow. Merry Christmas to you.

You know you’ve grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.

Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. – Norman Wesley Brooks

During this Christmas season, may you enjoy the message of hope, love, and peace on Earth. May all of these holiday blessings be yours to keep. Here’s to wishing you a Merry Christmas 2016.

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm

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Best friends are to friendship like Christmas is to the other holidays: always on top. Have a merry one.

During this season of giving, let us take time to slow down and enjoy the simple things. May this wonderful time of the year touch your heart in a special way. Wishing you much happiness today and throughout the New Year.

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

My best friend deserves nothing but the best, so I wrote this quote for you. Merry Christmas.

May this holiday season sparkle and shine, may all of your wishes and dreams come true, and may you feel this happiness all year round.

Best friends never have to ask permission for a favor, especially at Christmas. Could you…Just joking. Merry Christmas.

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The amount of time and energy we spend putting up and taking down holiday decorations tells me our 'top of the food chain' claim is invalid. - Linda in Disguise ‏@LindaInDisguise

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

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Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.- Melanie White

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -- Shirley Temple

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. T hey couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. ~ Anon

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{Latest} Short Merry Christmas 2016 Quotes and Messages

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” ~ Peg Bracken

You’re on our list for a Christmas wish 2016.

I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

May you have mirth and merriment this Christmas 2016

Christmas is sign of stars, angels and love divine come down from heaven, may love of Christmas remain with you. Merry Yuletide

Best friends are the apple pie of desserts.

They already beat out all the competition. Merry Christmas.

Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and of families united.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.With all Good Wishes for Christmas and the New Year.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year

How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!

Christmas is Love come down to earth, a gift of infinite worth.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

The true joy of Christmas is in the love shared with family and friends

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

At this Christmas Season we remember and honor those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

“Christmas is more than just presents, it’s love and harmony.”

Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson

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{Best} Merry Christmas 2016 Funny Quotes

There is no greater gift at Christmas than to have everything you want before you open the gifts. – Unknown

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale

Christmas is a season of great joy: a time for remembering the past and hoping for the future. May the glorious message of peace and love fill you with joy during this wonderful season.

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A friend like you is what makes Christmas special to me. Nothing makes me happier than sharing this season with you and I can’t wait for Christmas to get here.

This time of year brings festivities and family fun. It is a time for reminiscing and looking forward. Wishing you wonderful memories during this joyous season.

Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away ike bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. – Norman Wesley Brooks

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm

During this Christmas season, may you enjoy the message of hope, love, and peace on Earth. May all of these holiday blessings be yours to keep. Here’s to wishing you a Merry Christmas 2016.

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